At 8am today someone poisons the coffee.

Okay. Everybody just pretend to be normal, okay?

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

forgetpolitics:

I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.

(Source: patrickkingart)

unsaturated-mangravy:

I think that if they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well. Because if a woman can’t back out of a pregnancy a man shouldn’t be able to either.

(Source: unsaturated-mangravy)

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(Source: clarieholt)

islandtyphoon:

the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy

(Source: flint-you-have-a-call)

(Source: katniseverdeenn)

bagofbadgers:

romeo and juliet au where everyone is a girl and the two families are roller derby teams. lesbian roller derby romeo + juliet

(Source: bigenderfeliciano)