At 8am today someone poisons the coffee.

missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

thank-you-mrs-loopner:

*caresses ur thigh* *whispers seductively in ur ear* bobby newport’s never had a real job in his life

(Source: benwhyett)

buildabitchworkshop:

god sent us steve carell

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

(Source: iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)

bauks:

when you walk into the auditorium and your athlete son and his athlete best friend are preparing for a play by painting a wooden tree that is a part of the set

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cassbones:

Has there ever been a more perfect human being?

(Source: britneyaddiction)

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

krystalrneth:

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore

(Source: foodtrucker)